Definitions by Chris Corney

toolbag 

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects. The scum of society.

Dont be a toolbag like that retard over there.

toolbag by Chris Corney January 6, 2005

corney 

Chris Corney- the coolest kid on the block. A higher form of life.

Chris Corney is my master

corney by Chris Corney January 6, 2005