Chowder183's definitions

America

Here me, all ye assholes! America isn't full of complete retards like the rest of the world thinks it is.

Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.

Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.

America: Hey guys, uh, we actually aren't all obese idiots.

The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1

Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.

by Chowder183 July 27, 2012

Swag

Makes up a good portion of why the world is as fucking stupid as it is. Coupled with the words YOLO, gay, and fag/faggot, this word is powerful enough to stop an intelligent person's heart.

Man educated by the public school system: #SWAG!

Me: Prepare to die.

by Chowder183 September 30, 2012

Walmart

Dumbass central.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go to Walmart?

Guy 2: Sure, we can laugh at all the idiots there.

by Chowder183 July 31, 2012

Malukah

An angel sent down from heaven to make everyone's lives that much better.

Malukah is the best singer of all time.

by Chowder183 August 26, 2012