Definitions by Chonga

crooked jerky jockey 

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

crooked jerky jockey by Chonga December 24, 2021

slurry slut 

A chick who has a line of guys ten metres long all waiting to cum up her one after another.

the chick was a slurry slut.

slurry slut by Chonga January 17, 2008