Petey

PETEYS are Super hilarious and you can listen to any and all PETEYS talk about everything absurd and irrelevant for hours, they can make the saddest most grim situations seem like the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.

Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like you’re there, living it with them.

Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch.

If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely independent and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
Him: Dang is that at petey?

Her: I don’t know all I see is black smoke, and my ears hurt and my eyes are watering from the smell of gasoline
by Choke me Charlie November 16, 2021
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