french ziplock bag

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 05, 2014

Wrath of Santa

When you anger Santa so badly he shoves an elf up your butthole or he will make you eat an old moldy bagel full of Christmas decorations

I saw you twerking at the VMAs Miley your about to feel the wrath of Santa you ho ho ho

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 05, 2014