Definitions by Chocolate Speed Bump

Winocerious 

Middle-aged cougar-like woman that lives on a strict diet of pills and wine, residing in upper-middle class suburban areas. Usually sits at home watching Oprah while their husbands work hard to pay for their Mercedes.

Holy Crap! That Winocerious just ran her Mercedes into that Taco Bell and then took off on foot!

Winocerious by Chocolate Speed Bump January 29, 2010