Definitions by Chiz-a-tunity

Portslade Oscar 

Crusty wank sock. Irreplaceable reward competed for the most exuberant masterbators on the Hove/Portslade boarder.

My Portslade Oscar is stiffer than yours is.

Portslade Oscar by Chiz-a-tunity August 20, 2016

Chiz-a-tunity 

When an opportunity arises to do copious amounts of cocaine, usually at a time that is highly inconvenient and/or inappropriate.

"It's a Wednesday morning Chiz-a-tunity!"

Chiz-a-tunity by Chiz-a-tunity August 19, 2016

chizel 

Southern British Slang for Cocaine.

'Get the Chizel out Thomas'

chizel by Chiz-a-tunity June 10, 2016