Definitions by Chingo Bellamongo

Hello, my name is 

... fill in the blank with whatever you want people to call you today.

Typical name tag wording intended as an icebreaker for chit chat at any function, meeting, or party at which many of the guests are unfamiliar with each other.

"HELLO, MY NAME IS Chingo Bolamongo," read the name label on the keynote speaker's lapel.

Hello, my name is by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

show me your titties! 

Quote attributed to Rick James, as parodied in a famous Dave Chappelle comedy skit.
Equivalent to a crowd shouting, "Show us your tits!", but rather this is the cracked-out demand of one high-flying, balloon-headed, stunna-glassed ex rock star.

"I'm Rick James, bitch! Supa freakae.
Now, SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES!"
"Ooooh, the milk's gone bad".

show me your titties! by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

damba mamba

Ejaculative exclamation of shock, disgust, or surprise.

Didn't someone on the Fat Albert
cartoon show always say this?
I think it was the li'l guy peepin' out from his ski mask.

"B'damba M'mamba, where's Bill Cosby?"

"DAMBA MAMBA! You got ripped off, dude.

damba mamba by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

I'm OK, but you're fucked 

A way to say goodbye when the ship is sinking
and you have the only lifejacket.

CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"

I'm OK, but you're fucked by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006