Definitions by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty

Happy Nate 

when you donkey punch a girl, knocking her out, then shave her head while quickly ejaculating onto her bald dome, then use the semen to glue the hair back on before she regains consciousness.

Dude, i straight up gave that bitch a Happy Nate last night.

Happy Nate by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty December 26, 2007