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"'Child
please
' is a nice way of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-
Chad
Ochocinco (AKA Chad
Johnson
)
T.O.:
Chad
, you suck at
football
!
Chad
: Child please!
child please
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Child, please!
November 15, 2011
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