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"'
Child
please
' is a nice
way
of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA Chad Johnson)
T.O.: Chad, you
suck
at
football
!
Chad:
Child
please!
child please
by
Child, please!
November 15, 2011
Get the
child please
mug.