Definitions by Chewi and Obi

Scandinavian lawnmower 

When a girl is getting eaten out and the pubes get stuck in the persons teeth. The person then proceeds to yank their head back ripping out the hair.

Last night I accidentally did a Scandinavian lawnmower on my girlfriend.

Scandinavian lawnmower by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Carpet dreads 

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

Carpet dreads by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

7/11 slurpee 

When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.

I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.

7/11 slurpee by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Brazilian swiffer 

When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer

I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.

Brazilian swiffer by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016