1 definition by Chet Willyamz

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.
Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!
by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003
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