Definitions by Chet Willyamz

Shaftage Totale 

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

Shaftage Totale by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003