Chester the mole tester's definitions

Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025