Chef in frocks's definitions

Provert

Professional pervert - lerking in the shadows, wearing an apron with a smirk.

If provoke can be dangerous, especially to your mental health.

I was minding my own business, when a man in an apron stared at my angles through a port hole. All I could see was a cucumber in his hands. I didn’t know what to say, so exclaimed, ‘look there a provert, quick run’

by Chef in frocks August 7, 2018