Cheez Balls's definitions

Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house

Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue

Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed

1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?

Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!

Chase: What the hell are you talking about?

Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went

Chase: Asshole......

Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?

Cody: What?

Dalton: Go smoke some pot.

Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011