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Random straight dude who reads gay stuff. A.K.A, The best youtuber to ever exist. He is the wholesome lord of youtube. He goes through Subreddits like R/ traa, R/ Egg_IRL, R/ suddenlygay, and more! He is very supportive of the big lgbt and raised 100,000 dollars for lgbt youth :D He is so wholesome and works with TheClick and Sad Milk. He also has really cool purple hair-
Me: Hi what are you watching on your phone?

I look at their phone.

Cousin: I'm watching One Topic At a Time.
Me: Ah yes, another valid human being on our horrible Earth. You seem to have been blessed by the wholesome lord One Topic At a Time.
by Cheese milk blender July 19, 2023
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Blair- what song are you listening to?
Dari- Love, me normally by Will Wood
Blair- dang, I love that song.
by Cheese milk blender May 20, 2023
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Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.
Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.
by Cheese milk blender May 13, 2023
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