2 definitions by Cheese The Grater

The sexiest man in the whole multiverse. Anyone with the name “kolby brooks” has the biggest dick ever and is worshiped by woman for no reason other than the size of his dick. The name “kolby brooks” comes from momma April and the man himself Jeff.
Girl: Hey is that “kolby brooks”?

Girl 2: Yeah, heard he has a massive dick!
Girl: I need to worship him now.
by Cheese The Grater June 5, 2020
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