Cheek

To take a stick of butter (salted typically) and place it in your mouth, then place it between your butt cheeks and clench. Following this, you exclaim "wow!" four times (five if you are a British resident), then you go to "WhyIsMyBabyPreggers.gov"

Me: I heard the principal was going to cheek tonight!
Friend: I know, he's a sick person.

by Cheekmaster July 31, 2018