Cheek-Street's definitions

Xander

The fucking retard that everyone loves. A stupid dark sense of humor always comes with being friends with a Xander. You can't hate him though. Despite him being super friggen annoying all the time, he's got a soft side and will apologize and back it up with emotional support whenever it's needed. I should know, I'm a Xander

Xander, stop stealing my shit!
Xander, stop screaming at the top of your lungs!
Xander, you fucking drunk uncle, go home
Eh, your nice enough to be friends with me.

by Cheek-Street May 17, 2019