Definitions by Charlie Amos
fart pillow
Practical Joke involving farting on a pillow, then briefly smothering someone with said pillow. A variation of that old classic, the Ducth Oven.
A good fart pillow involves the perpetrator shouting "FART PILLOW!!" at the top of their voice when doing the deed.
fart pillow by Charlie Amos January 16, 2008
Danny Dire
A rhyming negative exclamation or description, simply meaning "dire". From The popular British Actor Danny Dyer, star of Human Traffic and Severance to name but two.
Person A: Alright Dave, how was the concert last night?
Person B: Danny Dire Mate! Thats the last time I'm going to see Barry Manilow, you mark my words!
Person A: Why the Long Face?
Person B: My Cat just died.
Person A: Thats Dire Mate, Danny Dire.
Person B: Danny Dire Mate! Thats the last time I'm going to see Barry Manilow, you mark my words!
Person A: Why the Long Face?
Person B: My Cat just died.
Person A: Thats Dire Mate, Danny Dire.
Danny Dire by Charlie Amos July 13, 2007