The Fur Ball

You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.

"The fur ball got stuck in my throat while I was eatin her out, So I knocked the bitch out!"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Upperdecking

This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank. Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment. Great prank for those lame partys.

"I gave that toilet a nice upperdecking, Just wait till she comes outta there"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006