2 definitions by Charles TPIAZ
When you push on your butthole so it opens up, and you put your girlfriend's nose inside of it and then CLOSE DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! She then screams and you respond in a yell "LOBSTER ATTACK!"
by Charles TPIAZ July 11, 2008
It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
by Charles TPIAZ July 11, 2008