Shoeshitshoe

Form of self defense used when trying to remove shit from your shoe.
Mike stepped in dogshit and performed a brilliant shoeshitshoe move trying to kick it off.
by Chappy McBallsworth March 11, 2010
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Yard sausage

Fecal matter that has the audacity to lay in the yard and look like sausage.
Wow, Fido dropped a huge yard sausage out back!
by Chappy McBallsworth March 09, 2010
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