Definitions by Chappy McBallsworth

Shoeshitshoe 

Form of self defense used when trying to remove shit from your shoe.

Mike stepped in dogshit and performed a brilliant shoeshitshoe move trying to kick it off.

Shoeshitshoe by Chappy McBallsworth March 11, 2010

Yard sausage 

Fecal matter that has the audacity to lay in the yard and look like sausage.

Wow, Fido dropped a huge yard sausage out back!

Yard sausage by Chappy McBallsworth March 9, 2010