Chappaqua Resident's definitions

Chappaqua

Chappaqua is a town in Northern Westchester, New York. The majority of the town is rich, Jewish, and stuckup. It is, perhaps, the worst place in the United States other than North Dakota. Everyone feels they have the need to know everyone elses business, and then feel the need to make sure everyone else knows as well. The "town" has nothing to do other than eat pizza, drink coffee, and walk around aimlessly...and the "town" is the only actual place in Chappaqua.

Chappaqua sucks more than anywhere in the world. I would rather live in Rwanda.

by Chappaqua Resident August 16, 2006