Champ Greenwood's definitions

Frozen Burger

A mangled and cold food stuff that can fit In someone’s coat pocket. Usually a granola bar or some snack like it.

Person 1: I didn’t want to pay 56$ for a grilled cheese at the ski resort. So I packed us two frozen burgers!

Person 2: wow I can’t wait to eat this frozen chewy peanut butter and chocolate bar I’m so hungry.

by Champ Greenwood January 1, 2024

Gustav

When you suffer a heat stroke from lack of hydration.

What an idiot I told him drink water so he doesn't pull a Gustav.

by Champ Greenwood March 4, 2021