1 definition by Chaka Khan, III
A team whose history is full of pretty boys (Carson Palmer), heroin addicts (Todd Marinovich), steroid abusers (pretty much all of them), and murderers (OJ). Occasionally they crank out a good player, but these can be hard to find among all the failures (see Bush, Reggie; Leinart, Matt; Williams, Mike). They think they have won a bunch of national titles, but don't realize that Div 1-A football doesn't actually have a champion. Thus, their trophies are roughly as valuable as awards for tiddlywinks competitions.
by Chaka Khan, III February 28, 2009