Mud Flood

A diuretic bowl movement of legendary proportions. Always happens at least opportune time.

Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.

by ChadillacRex October 12, 2017

Furtress

An overgrowth of hair in a woman's vaginal region that acts as a protective barrier or deterrent. An unkept bush of epic proportions. Most likely unintentional.

Dude, Alaina had the most gnarly furtress! That shit was bigger than the hedges at your mom's!

by ChadillacRex January 08, 2019