Definitions by ChadillacRex

Furtress 

An overgrowth of hair in a woman's vaginal region that acts as a protective barrier or deterrent. An unkept bush of epic proportions. Most likely unintentional.

Dude, Alaina had the most gnarly furtress! That shit was bigger than the hedges at your mom's!

Furtress by ChadillacRex January 7, 2019

Mud Flood 

A diuretic bowl movement of legendary proportions. Always happens at least opportune time.

Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.

Mud Flood by ChadillacRex October 11, 2017