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Shmoitz
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The term
"Shmoitz" is
actually
a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is
typically
black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.
For example
, "Sam, we
have to
remove
these shmoitz pronto!"
Shmoitz
by
Chaddahoochie
May 11, 2018
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