clingfectionate

that fine line between being overly affectionate and just plain clingy. often bordering on the psychotic. clingy but cuter, basically. when you tolerate clinginess because you want that sweet affection.
she was all over him, but in a crazy, clingy, stalker-type clingfectionate way... totally hot, tho
by Chad Zappa April 26, 2016
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Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.
dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!
by Chad Zappa December 05, 2013
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