Definitions by Cerpin Taxxt

Spacer 

Someone who is addicted to MySpace and all he/she talks about is MySpace. See MySpace whore.

Dude, you haven't showered in a week and you've been one MySpace forever. Stupid ass spacer.

some scene kid: OMG! I <3 MYSPACE! It's like crack!
Me: stfu you damn spacer. They aren't even really your friends

Spacer by Cerpin Taxxt October 28, 2006

Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

Apple Shits by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006