The Special Delivery

Go to the washroom. Number two. Take the number two out of the toilet and put it in the freezer. Once frozen insert the hardened number two into the anus of your loved one.

Man, what a night. He had a special delivery waiting for me back at home.

by Ceris March 02, 2005

Horny jail

A place where horny people go to not be horny any more and get splashed holy water on them.

Person:GO TO HORNY JAIL

by Ceris April 09, 2021