LOVE CHOCOLATE

In the same vein as "Female ejaculation", The result of a particularly draining sexual experience. Sexual Climax brings about the involuntary relaxation of the arse sphincter, causing the "love chocolate" to flow.

"WTF? YOU SHAT THE BED?!"
" No, it's only love chocolate, honey, I swear! It's okay to eat it!"

by Cecil January 09, 2005

paine special

(verb): the act of tounge wrestling an incapacitated female prior to her releasing her previously digested substances orally. Once digested food has escaped the digestive track, the male continues to make out with the female before she has brushed her teeth.

Damn! Did you see Will give Callie the paine special. That was gross.

by cecil March 19, 2005