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Rectalvisionitis
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When your ass cords gets wrapped around your
eye
cords, and you get a
shitty
outlook on
life
He complains so
much
he has “rectalvisionitis” I
feel
sorry
for him.
Rectalvisionitis
by
Cauliflower Mcfud
October 15, 2025