Definitions by Cat Narsh

Jehovas witness protection program 

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

Jehovas witness protection program by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011