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Also known as an ass trumpet or a butt screech. An extremely high pitched explosion from nether-regions of ass canyons. This is generally limited to females, but has been known to grace the sphincter of homo's as well.

You- Is that a baby crying?
Me- No. I just bweeted.

by Cat Jay and Shannon are fucking awesome November 4, 2006

Back Ass

When a fat bitches back is more shapely than her ass, and her body resembles an apple placed on top of a hot dog. Also known as muffin top, or nasitall (no ass at all).

"that chicks ass is concave. no, wait, that's just back ass."

by Cat Jay and Shannon are fucking awesome November 4, 2006