Definitions by Casper the Suicidal Ghost

Chef Boyardee guarantee 

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.

Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

Chef Boyardee guarantee by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017