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When somebody tells you something interesting through an instant messaging system or text message and you need them to explain what happened but don't feel like calling them (probably because you're lazy).

Jennifer: "ZOMG Becky! Guess what? Jason and Anne had sex and now Anne is pregnant!"

Patty: "Well.. I'm not Becky but Textplain what happened! I thought they hated each other!"

by Casiél Wintermoon December 28, 2010

Coooooooad

An expression. Used to say how disturbingly low the temperature is outside.

Sentence: "It is rather coooooooad today."

Musically said: "It's So COOOOOOOAD in the D!"

by Casiél Wintermoon August 05, 2009