bread clot

the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...

Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.

by carpet bagger July 20, 2011

hunderwear

Hunderwear (contraction for hair underwear) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.

Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of hunderwear.

by carpet bagger February 01, 2013

Fart Water

Water or liquid that leaks from you ass hole when you fart. This causes you underwear to get wet or damp. It's not shit.......its fart water!

My fart water left a wet patch on the back of my boxers!

by Carpet Bagger September 10, 2015

h'underware

H'underware (contraction for hair underware) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.

Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of h'underware.

by carpet bagger January 10, 2013