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Owen

A specimen famous for performing bravery exclusively from behind screens.
Exhibits high-volume ego paired with low-capacity courage.
Feeds on other people’s energy like a budget leech, yet folds instantly when asked to display even a trace of integrity.
Commonly misidentified as a bully; in practice, simply an underdeveloped spine wearing Wi-Fi as armor. Also can be seen talking the talk but no walk.
Owen is the kind of guy who could trip over air and blame the floor for being too aggressive.
by Caroline Scott December 3, 2025
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Kernel

Kernel is a little bitch boy who puts his girlfriend before his best friends. He will leave them high and dry.
Oh my god look there kernel
He’s the biggest bitch on the planet
by Caroline Scott May 28, 2020
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