Definitions by Caroline Scott
Owen
A specimen famous for performing bravery exclusively from behind screens.
Exhibits high-volume ego paired with low-capacity courage.
Feeds on other people’s energy like a budget leech, yet folds instantly when asked to display even a trace of integrity.
Commonly misidentified as a bully; in practice, simply an underdeveloped spine wearing Wi-Fi as armor. Also can be seen talking the talk but no walk.
Exhibits high-volume ego paired with low-capacity courage.
Feeds on other people’s energy like a budget leech, yet folds instantly when asked to display even a trace of integrity.
Commonly misidentified as a bully; in practice, simply an underdeveloped spine wearing Wi-Fi as armor. Also can be seen talking the talk but no walk.
Owen by Caroline Scott December 3, 2025
Kernel
Kernel is a little bitch boy who puts his girlfriend before his best friends. He will leave them high and dry.
Kernel by Caroline Scott May 28, 2020