1 definition by Carman Mustallenger
A compact front wheel drive vehicle that was meant for low income families. Or for low intelligence citizens to "race" about thinking they have purchased the car equvilent of Jesus Christ. Featuring a 2.0L engine the vehicle is great for carrying groceries or for....well thats really it a 2.0L engine can't do much more even when it is "supercharged" in SRT4 form. The upside is it is absolutely amazing vagina repellant for the modern on the go closeted homosexual. Walking is faster and cooler than riding in this car.
"Dude I had to quick spin my mustang away from a neon trying to race me before it lowered my cars resale value" "Oh God a neon pulled up beside me at the lights"
by Carman Mustallenger July 3, 2011