Carlos the marmoset's definitions

lexifornicaticon

The act of fucking the English language

"Did you know you can pronounce dragon with a J instead of a D and it sounds the same?" "... Wow yeah lexifornicaticon!"

by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014

pole babbling

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole

"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"

by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014