Definitions by Carlos the marmoset

lexifornicaticon 

The act of fucking the English language

"Did you know you can pronounce dragon with a J instead of a D and it sounds the same?" "... Wow yeah lexifornicaticon!"

lexifornicaticon by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014

pole babbling 

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole

"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"

pole babbling by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014