douchelabé

To be the most extremest douche bag of douche baggery.
Frank, your such a douchelabé. I fucking hate your pillow cases.
by Carl the unicorn April 03, 2022
mugGet the douchelabémug.

Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.
Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!
by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011
mugGet the Depressed Octopusmug.