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lego hand

An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.
Sorry Jim but you'll have to feed me today, I have lego hands.
by Carl Taylor November 7, 2006
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