Definitions by Carl Panzram Jr.

White-knuckle ride 

When your knuckle are made white from grasping onto the bowl as you take a fierce dump.

That Chinese buffet cut me up. As soon as I got my ass home I took the white-knuckle ride.

White-knuckle ride by Carl Panzram Jr. June 8, 2004

moon cricket 

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

moon cricket by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

peel 

the act of shooting sperm on an unsuspecting girl. (To peel one off)

We had hot sex and I just peeled one off on her face.

peel by Carl Panzram Jr. May 8, 2004