Carl Panzram Jr.'s definitions

moon cricket

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

White-knuckle ride

When your knuckle are made white from grasping onto the bowl as you take a fierce dump.

That Chinese buffet cut me up. As soon as I got my ass home I took the white-knuckle ride.

by Carl Panzram Jr. June 8, 2004

peel

the act of shooting sperm on an unsuspecting girl. (To peel one off)

We had hot sex and I just peeled one off on her face.

by Carl Panzram Jr. May 8, 2004