Carbomb's definitions

JMPO

Stands for: Jacking my penis off

Said: "Jim-po"

Sounds like: Johnny Chimpo, the masturbating monkey logo from Super Troopers

Synonym: Fap fap

This slut on my Facebook just posted new pics from the club last weekend...

Comment: jmpo

by Carbomb May 3, 2013

East County

A euphemism generally reserved for inhabitants of the Eastern portion of San Diego County. These people typically brandish tattoos, iron crosses, poor dental care, and can be seen driving trucks lifted 6" higher in the front than in the rear (a.k.a. "bro lift") laden with SRH, Metal Mulisha and Kottonmouth Kings stickers. The entire back seats of these vehicles are taken up by subwoofers booming shitty white boy rap music. People of this character are usually inbred and can be described as being white trash, classless and exhibiting an extreme lack of intelligence.

Person 1: Man, did you see that asshole just cut me off in that lifted piece of shit F150?

Person 2: So east county.

by Carbomb January 9, 2011