fourth-dimensional vampire

A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
by Capuchin for Hire June 21, 2021
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Rise and Grime

When you set wake up everyday to do the same thing , but just Half-ass your way through because you A. You are too physically or mentally tired B. Your rents due and you have no choice.
Person 1:Rise and grime Rick, your late for your 16 hour shift!
Person 2: FML, aight lets get it.
by Capuchin for Hire April 24, 2022
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