Captian Mikey's definitions

Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008

Cusacked

When you date a girl for four f@#Kin years and she still won't put out

Man that bitch totally Cusacked me

by Captian Mikey March 26, 2008

Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 23, 2008