CaptainStooley's definitions

lunch boxes

Coined by Joe Rogan when talking about the size of a U.F.C fighters fists.

What are you gonna do when he starts droppin those lunch boxes down on your face.

by captainstooley August 8, 2009

Avatard

The person you become when you drink yourself into a blackout.

My avatard"the sasquatch" laid me down in the center of my home last night.Thankfully he left my coat and boots on so I could get up and go back at it.

Damn Dave was out there avatarded rolling around on the the floor like a whino.

by CaptainStooley January 21, 2010