Definitions by Captain sex weasel

sex weasel 

1. Someone who will do or say anything for sex, possibly wearing a bowling shirt.

2. My girlfriend.

Man, that girl April is such a sex weasel.

Johnny put on his best dragon sleeved bowling shirt, and went out cruising for pussy, that guy is such a sex weasel.

sex weasel by Captain sex weasel November 24, 2013