Captain perfect's definitions

Auburn

To be favored by God. To experience unbelievable amounts of luck, followed by winning.

Billy: Look at that catch! It bounced off of the defenders hands for a touchdown!

Joe: Auburn.

by Captain perfect December 7, 2013

filetburger

1.A burger where the buns have been replaced with bacon wrapped filets.

2. The greatest meal you will ever eat.

This filetburger is delicious, and yet also filling.

by Captain perfect November 30, 2013

turan

Almost the word turban, but not.

His name is Turan, not Turban.

by Captain perfect November 20, 2013